Recently I find my student getting himself very involved my love life.
SCENERIO 1
Student: You got bf right.
Me: Why, you like me ah? -.-
Student: YOU GOT RIGHT YOU GOT RIGHT!!!
Me: -.-
Student: Why y'all never get married?
Me: You give me money then I marry lor
Student: Your bf so rich!!! Ask him marry you lar!
Me: You don't even know him please, anyhow say -.-
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*Then the convo continued with him persuading me to get married cos i'm old... -.-*
SCENERIO 2
Me: *replying text on the phone*
Student: Are you msging your bf?
Me: Ya, why you so kaypo.
Student: Your bf got bring you out for movie or not?
Me: Of course lar, ey you don't ask so much leh, faster do your work!
Student: TELL ME LEH
Me: ........ -.-
SCENERIO 3
Student: Where you go just now?
Me: Orchard lor, I go out with my friends.
Student: Oh you got alot of friends? Then in school also got alot of bfs right!!
Me: Ya I got alot of bfs how you know -.- (Rly sibei kaypo this kid....)
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Student: At home you sleep with who?
Me: I sleep with my alot of bfs (LOL!)
Student: WAH YOU DIE ALR LOR THEY SEX WITH YOU RIGHT
Me: O_O WHAT YOU SAY JUST NOW?!
Student: Nothing nothing *followed by endless laughter....*
Totally speechless about kids these days.
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